Thursday, May 17, 2007

Procrastinators Guide to Procrastination!

I think its about time the DSM (Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders) included procrastination in their recent publication. That way, around two-third of the first-world (developed countries) population would have a mental condition to blame for their lack of concrete achievement in life instead of blaming themselves. On this regard the developing countries (the third-world .. [so what and where the hell are the 'second-world' countries?]) are lucky; Battle through poverty (and conquer) and waa-laa, that's their achievement done. Here in the West, achievement is judged on a different scale and I blame procrastination for most people's failure to achieve anything in life.

So here's a list .. this is how I procrastinate and waste away precious weeks/days/hours/minutes/seconds. Note, that most of my procrastination takes place in front of the computer from the minute I open up a word-document to type up an assignment that's due the next day.

- Checking of all e-mails
- E-Bay
- amaderGaan forum
- MSN
- YouTube
- Various blogs - random, known - everything
- Wikipedia (for things unrelated to the actual assignment)
- Re-naming various folders in the hard-drive, organizing the folders, fixing up tags on MP3's etc.
- Actual physical cleaning up of the room, table- lecture notes etc.
- WRITING AN ENTRY FOR THIS FREAKING BLOG

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

second world countries are the countries of eastern europe and the former soviet russia..heh, i know because i had that in my last ever history test in eight grade!

Toxic_Tears said...

Hehehehehe .. thanks troop!

Anonymous said...

i just found out your and dmr's blog and have added them .....because i don't know your real name..i have just put 'crap'....hihihiihihih...
but i can always change.

anyways...not bad..just a tad bit boring...but that's just my opinion after reading the last two entries.


hihihihihiihihihhi

HojO said...

Arre toxic bro....go through the EARLY ARCHIVES of TCP & U'LL FIND OUT ur desired story (for me ,completely same story like u, read ONLY 1ST part of that "MYSTERIOUS BIKINI HOT HOT BABE ADVENTURE " IN 1990 & find again (im form of books)in just this year!!!! a good 17 yrs after!! ....b4 discover TCP)....THAT STORY (in hindi in TCP)named "MANAV VAKSHI JALPARI"....if u cannt read hindi, hen just check the pics!!!....they r AWESOME!!....Bye,Dara

HojO said...

# Toxic_Tears:fuck idiot! why not replied (& why deleted ur own comment??)??????????

Toxic_Tears said...

Thanks Princess Dara .. Will check.

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Toxic_Tears said...

Sigh .. I always seem to attract idiots ..

Yes .. that's right .. I am gay .. I'm into guys because I happen to have a vagina.

Thanks for questioning my manhood though. Really made me re-think about what I am.

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