Monday, December 25, 2006

I want to X-you !

No .. no .. it's a song .. but I would like to X Daniel Craig.

It's done .. I am 93% compatible with Daniel Craig .. there's this very simple calculation (and about as accurate as counting the menstrual cycle to determine when to have unprotected sex .. [I'm sorry .. that's the only comparison that came into my head]) and .. I am going to outline the steps here with visuals and all .. we used to do this in year 8 maths hence why we never learnt any maths in our life .. so anyway ..

The layout is something like this :

Shaolee Jafrin Zaman Shuchi

L O V E S

Daniel Craig

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The next step is to count up all the L's [DO NOT INCLUDE THE 'L' FROM THE 'LOVES' .. it's all the 'L' from the two names, which in this case is 2 (two)] .. and note it down .. then count up all the O's from the two names (there's just one) .. note that number down next to the previous number .. do the same for 'V', 'E' and 'S' .. and note the number in that order .. .. .. .. In essence, the LOVES part serve as the guide for which letters are to be counted and in which order the numbers are arranged .. Oh .. another thing .. in the case where there is no letters (like here we have no 'V' .. you have have to write a 0 .. you should always have a five number sequence) ..

So our next visual is something like this :

Shaolee Jafrin Zaman Shuchi

L O V E S

Daniel Craig

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2 1 2 3 2

The next step is to add them in a Fibonacci sequence way .. erm .. so you add the first number and the second number - note that number down .. then add the second number and the third number - note .. then add third to the fourth .. .. and you keep doing that .. taking a new line every time until you end up with a double digit number.

So the next visual is something like this:

Shaolee Jafrin Zaman Shuchi

L O V E S

Daniel Craig

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2 1 0 3 2

3 1 3 5

4 4 8

8 1 2

9 3

Taa-Daa .. The compatibility is 93% .. (please don't ask why we don't add 9 and 3 .. if every time we did that .. no one would ever get any compatibility above 9% ..)

Here's a few more :

Shaolee & Gavin : 47%
Shaolee & John Abraham : 11%
Shaolee & Matt Bellamy : 13%

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe .. Blaah ..








Wednesday, December 20, 2006

youTube!

I love youTube. I love it as much as I love my iPod. I love youTube like a fat kid loves cake. I'm not sure why I'm dedicating a whole entry on youTube .. let's just call it time pass as I have no idea how to spend the time I have on my hands .. (does that sentence even make sense? One of these days I would need to start fresh with the alphabets and move on to sentence construction) ..

I like the sound of typing on a smooth keyboard. (Paaa-paaa .. this is the sound of settling!!!!)

Okay .. I'm really really bored and distracted .. blaah .. focus .. one - two - three ..

So .. youTube .. well .. it's great .. maybe not the greatest thing since bread (and who invented that saying anyway?). I found my beloved Arnold there, I found Daria there .. and I found the clip for Just the way I'm feeling' .. the concert clip .. .. I watch it and try to .. well .. nothing really .. (which reads .. what else but try to find a face .. hehehehehe) ..

Anyway .. here's a list to end this pointless entry ..

10 Songs I'd play if I had a car (not in any order):

- Every You Every Me ~ Placebo .. (Just watch the opening scene from Cruel Intention .. that car .. Ryan Phillips and this song .. total-sex)
- Hysteria ~ Muse
- Onadorer Shontan ~ Cryptic Fate
- Somebody Told Me ~ The Killers
- Cigarette Smoke ~ Arctic Monkeys
- Meds ~ Placebo
- Sleeping with Ghosts (soulmate song) ~ Placebo
- Sunburn ~ Muse
- Juice Box ~ The Strokes
- Champagne from a Paper Cup ~ Death Cab for Cutie .. (drinking and driving have never been so appealing)
(Okay.. I lied .. not 10 ..)
- Opshori ~ Artcell
- Red Eyes and Tears ~ BRMC
- Gotta Get Thru This ~ David Bedingfield .. ( my sister hates this song with a passion .. and I don't quite understand what it means either)
- Post Blue ~ Placebo
- Aoki Flamme ~ Tahakashi Youko
- Change (in the house of flies) ~ Deftones
- Lullaby ~ The Cure
- Poddo Patar Jol ~ James
- Immigrant Song ~ Led Zeppelin
- Tainted Love ~ Marilyn Manson .. (bondage-bondage-butt-secs .. hehehehe .. golden teeth .. )
- You Spin Me Round (Like a Record) ~ Dead or Alive
- White Wedding ~ Billy Idol

... There's more I'm sure .. but I need to pee ..