I want to X-you !

No .. no .. it's a song .. but I would like to X Daniel Craig.

It's done .. I am 93% compatible with Daniel Craig .. there's this very simple calculation (and about as accurate as counting the menstrual cycle to determine when to have unprotected sex .. [I'm sorry .. that's the only comparison that came into my head]) and .. I am going to outline the steps here with visuals and all .. we used to do this in year 8 maths hence why we never learnt any maths in our life .. so anyway ..

The layout is something like this :

Shaolee Jafrin Zaman Shuchi

L O V E S

Daniel Craig

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The next step is to count up all the L's [DO NOT INCLUDE THE 'L' FROM THE 'LOVES' .. it's all the 'L' from the two names, which in this case is 2 (two)] .. and note it down .. then count up all the O's from the two names (there's just one) .. note that number down next to the previous number .. do the same for 'V', 'E' and 'S' .. and note the number in that order .. .. .. .. In essence, the LOVES part serve as the guide for which letters are to be counted and in which order the numbers are arranged .. Oh .. another thing .. in the case where there is no letters (like here we have no 'V' .. you have have to write a 0 .. you should always have a five number sequence) ..

So our next visual is something like this :

Shaolee Jafrin Zaman Shuchi

L O V E S

Daniel Craig

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2 1 2 3 2

The next step is to add them in a Fibonacci sequence way .. erm .. so you add the first number and the second number - note that number down .. then add the second number and the third number - note .. then add third to the fourth .. .. and you keep doing that .. taking a new line every time until you end up with a double digit number.

So the next visual is something like this:

Shaolee Jafrin Zaman Shuchi

L O V E S

Daniel Craig

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2 1 0 3 2

3 1 3 5

4 4 8

8 1 2

9 3

Taa-Daa .. The compatibility is 93% .. (please don't ask why we don't add 9 and 3 .. if every time we did that .. no one would ever get any compatibility above 9% ..)

Here's a few more :

Shaolee & Gavin : 47%
Shaolee & John Abraham : 11%
Shaolee & Matt Bellamy : 13%

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe .. Blaah ..

youTube!

I love youTube. I love it as much as I love my iPod. I love youTube like a fat kid loves cake. I'm not sure why I'm dedicating a whole entry on youTube .. let's just call it time pass as I have no idea how to spend the time I have on my hands .. (does that sentence even make sense? One of these days I would need to start fresh with the alphabets and move on to sentence construction) ..

I like the sound of typing on a smooth keyboard. (Paaa-paaa .. this is the sound of settling!!!!)

Okay .. I'm really really bored and distracted .. blaah .. focus .. one - two - three ..

So .. youTube .. well .. it's great .. maybe not the greatest thing since bread (and who invented that saying anyway?). I found my beloved Arnold there, I found Daria there .. and I found the clip for Just the way I'm feeling' .. the concert clip .. .. I watch it and try to .. well .. nothing really .. (which reads .. what else but try to find a face .. hehehehehe) ..

Anyway .. here's a list to end this pointless entry ..

10 Songs I'd play if I had a car (not in any order):

- Every You Every Me ~ Placebo .. (Just watch the opening scene from Cruel Intention .. that car .. Ryan Phillips and this song .. total-sex)
- Hysteria ~ Muse
- Onadorer Shontan ~ Cryptic Fate
- Somebody Told Me ~ The Killers
- Cigarette Smoke ~ Arctic Monkeys
- Meds ~ Placebo
- Sleeping with Ghosts (soulmate song) ~ Placebo
- Sunburn ~ Muse
- Juice Box ~ The Strokes
- Champagne from a Paper Cup ~ Death Cab for Cutie .. (drinking and driving have never been so appealing)
(Okay.. I lied .. not 10 ..)
- Opshori ~ Artcell
- Red Eyes and Tears ~ BRMC
- Gotta Get Thru This ~ David Bedingfield .. ( my sister hates this song with a passion .. and I don't quite understand what it means either)
- Post Blue ~ Placebo
- Aoki Flamme ~ Tahakashi Youko
- Change (in the house of flies) ~ Deftones
- Lullaby ~ The Cure
- Poddo Patar Jol ~ James
- Immigrant Song ~ Led Zeppelin
- Tainted Love ~ Marilyn Manson .. (bondage-bondage-butt-secs .. hehehehe .. golden teeth .. )
- You Spin Me Round (Like a Record) ~ Dead or Alive
- White Wedding ~ Billy Idol

... There's more I'm sure .. but I need to pee ..

Food for Thought ..

There are generally three kinds of people. Well, actually there are two kinds; one kind just sort of gets branched into two. You get the commoners- the everyday folks who are never anywhere at the right time, the greater bulk of the population taking up space and the only reason these people get anywhere in life is because life just doesn't stand still in one spot. Then there's the rare few who are always at the right place at the right time. They are infront of burning buildings and just happen to be carrying a hose or they might wake up and decide to take a walk down Gardeners Road- the day just happens to be also the day a staff from Ikea gets fired and they become the new Ikea-slave. For a long time, I thought there could not be another class of people other than the two I just mentioned. Then I met the third kind. These people are EVERYWHERE ALL THE TIME and absolutely annoying. They are there when extraordinary opportunity opens up as well as being there when nothing is expected to happen. They are even present in things that don't concern them or ever will concern them. These people turn up to random birthday parties and pop in to have a chat for no reason. They look over your shoulders while you check your mails and ask if you'd help them out because apparantly you are smart.

Anyway, I've done something pretty crazy. I'm totally broke and still spent a fair amount on two tickets to see Muse (actually I was very close to saying no..but the sister really wanted it, and seeing how she'll lead a pretty retarded life like mine, the least I can do is show her some fun). I need another job where I'll be paid more minus the labour work. Invest in stock market perhaps?

If you forget me ..

I want you to know
one thing.

You know how this is:
if I look
at the crystal moon, at the red branch
of the slow autumn at my window,
if I touch
near the fire
the impalpable ash
or the wrinkled body of the log,
everything carries me to you,
as if everything that exists,
aromas, light, metals,
were little boats
that sail
toward those isles of yours that wait for me.

Well, now,
if little by little you stop loving me
I shall stop loving you little by little.

If suddenly
you forget me
do not look for me,
for I shall already have forgotten you.

If you think it long and mad,
the wind of banners
that passes through my life,
and you decide
to leave me at the shore
of the heart where I have roots,
remember
that on that day,
at that hour,
I shall lift my arms
and my roots will set off
to seek another land.

But
if each day,
each hour,
you feel that you are destined for me
with implacable sweetness,
if each day a flower
climbs up to your lips to seek me,
ah my love, ah my own,
in me all that fire is repeated,
in me nothing is extinguished or forgotten,
my love feeds on your love, beloved,
and as long as you live it will be in your arms
without leaving mine.

~ Pablo Neruda

Why is everything I was destined to write has already been written?

-_-

Still nothing .. I feel so uninspired .. just realised I'm wearing my jumper inside out ..

Sing along perhaps? Yes-yes .. why not ..

Thinking of something funny .. no .. it's not working .. I don't understand why everyone can't be given a sense of humour .. actually the actual question is why wasn't I given a sense of humour .. the keyboard refused to type ..

It's quite cold in here .. if I read another sentence about urea I might just go berserk and throw things .. starting with this stupid speaker in front of me ..

Enough procrastinating ..

Midnight Club !

Not quite midnight, more like 'an-hour-and-a-half-past-midnight-club'. It's these damn 1200 word essay assignments that annoys me at times. For example, right now the bed is where I should be, but oh no .. instead I'm in front of the computer not doing work when I should be doing work and .. let me type up here exactly what the assessment is.

The Micro-faculty demands that the students be taught how to use the journal-searches and also demands that the students learn how to write a literature review. Not so easy when you have to read through a ridiculous amount of academic crap and end up only choosing two or three at most to review. But of course then the issue of plagiarism and paraphrasing every thing comes into play so it sounds like your own work. How the fuck is that suppose to work? Last time I checked there wasn't a trillion ways (hell, there's not even three ways) of stating 'Urea is degraded by urease- an enzyme present in most pathogenic bacteria'. How the hell do you paraphrase that?

So my progress so far : a word document with the title heading (Urea degrading bacteria: Characteristics of species P. mirabilis and M. morganii), my name, my institution's name, a few headings (Abstract, Introduction, Characteristic of Proteus mirabilis, Characteristic of Morganella morganii, Conclusion, References) .. AND ABSOLUTELY NO SIGN OF ACTUAL BODY TEXT.

If I ever discover a bacteria of my own .. what should I call it? I think I'll hold a competition and the best name-giver will .. umm .. go on an magical evening outing thingy with me .. yes .. yes .. never become a scientist .. it makes you desperate .. very very desperate .. (I am under no circumstances suggesting that I am one though) .. [as in the scientist part .. everyone will pretty much agree that I AM desperate] .. {I have a feeling that desperate is spelt wrong .. is it? awaiting for my one and only reader to clarify .. oh what the hell .. I'll just leave it as it is (or I could check it myself)} ..

It's called boredom, Baby !

Here is a list of things that are on my/the siblings Bookmarks tool (life pretty much sux when one has to share a computer, might as well not have one to begin with and visit local 'NetCafe's' to browse) ... :

1. Quicksearches : These were inbuilt stuff courtesy of Firefox. They are: Wikipedia, Dictionary.com, Urban Dictionary, Google and Stock Symbol (I've never visited this Stock Symbol Quicksearch .. I really should).

2. Firefox and Mozilla links : Helpdesk, FAQ and all that jazz, never went, never will.

3. The Song of My Life - Ishti Bhai's blog

4. Untold Tales and Starbucks Coffee - I hate typing things on the location bar.

5. Baka Updates - The sibling goes here to find out whether new episodes of any particular anime is up for download and also to find prospect animes to download.

6. Envirosphere - Another Baka-Update type portal, it's a more legal site than the previous one.

7. Bit-Torrent files from Anime-Empire - Meh! pretty self explanatory I should hope.

8. Lu Aza's Journal - Self explanatory.

9. Lu's site - Who is this Lu you ask?

10. Root-Adventure in Bangladesh - Root's blog, don't know who he is though, but he sounds hot.

11. Salvador Dali Art Gallery - Self explanatory.

12. Rabindrasangeet.org - All his songs typed up in Bangla, a searchable data-they say.

13. Samsad Bengali-English Dictionary - Self explanatory.

14. MediaPortal - I'm a music pirate .. should I be even writing the site's name? Is there legal issues involved? Will I go to jail? But I pay for iTunes, does that count?

15. The MMN Projects - Another one of those site's I really shouldn't be typing out.

16. Index of /feartwork - The siblings obsessive nature over the video game FireEmblem. We perv on animated characters and pass nasty comments. It's so much fun.

17. Translated Version of ... - Self explanatory.

18. Portal - I don't even know myself. I could check, but what if it is porn, even worse, porn that the sibling watches. That would be awkward.

19. Unedited Sprites - DON'T EVEN ASK.

20. FanFiction.net - The sibling writes, the sibling's friend writes. They post their stuff here. Bloody creative sibling and friend.

21. Fire Emblem World - Self explanatory.

22. He's Like a Detuned Radio - Jimmy's blog. Jimmy is just a random from the Internet. I found his blog when I was bored and liked it and now I officially net-stalk this guy.

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iTunes is currently playing : Massive Attack ~ What Your Soul Sings
Thinking about : Still you

Back !

It has been such a L-O-N-G time since I've updated. I think, I'm back. I shall try to be regular. I'm only doing this for Ishti bhai though, since he's the only one who reads this. Meh!

I'll be back. Don't feel like writing anything now.

I wanted to update the 'look' yet again .. can't find option or nice things .. the break is taking a toll on me, I've forgotten English ..

How do I add links? And change the names? I'm so confused .. .. :/