Monday, December 25, 2006

I want to X-you !

No .. no .. it's a song .. but I would like to X Daniel Craig.

It's done .. I am 93% compatible with Daniel Craig .. there's this very simple calculation (and about as accurate as counting the menstrual cycle to determine when to have unprotected sex .. [I'm sorry .. that's the only comparison that came into my head]) and .. I am going to outline the steps here with visuals and all .. we used to do this in year 8 maths hence why we never learnt any maths in our life .. so anyway ..

The layout is something like this :

Shaolee Jafrin Zaman Shuchi

L O V E S

Daniel Craig

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The next step is to count up all the L's [DO NOT INCLUDE THE 'L' FROM THE 'LOVES' .. it's all the 'L' from the two names, which in this case is 2 (two)] .. and note it down .. then count up all the O's from the two names (there's just one) .. note that number down next to the previous number .. do the same for 'V', 'E' and 'S' .. and note the number in that order .. .. .. .. In essence, the LOVES part serve as the guide for which letters are to be counted and in which order the numbers are arranged .. Oh .. another thing .. in the case where there is no letters (like here we have no 'V' .. you have have to write a 0 .. you should always have a five number sequence) ..

So our next visual is something like this :

Shaolee Jafrin Zaman Shuchi

L O V E S

Daniel Craig

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2 1 2 3 2

The next step is to add them in a Fibonacci sequence way .. erm .. so you add the first number and the second number - note that number down .. then add the second number and the third number - note .. then add third to the fourth .. .. and you keep doing that .. taking a new line every time until you end up with a double digit number.

So the next visual is something like this:

Shaolee Jafrin Zaman Shuchi

L O V E S

Daniel Craig

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2 1 0 3 2

3 1 3 5

4 4 8

8 1 2

9 3

Taa-Daa .. The compatibility is 93% .. (please don't ask why we don't add 9 and 3 .. if every time we did that .. no one would ever get any compatibility above 9% ..)

Here's a few more :

Shaolee & Gavin : 47%
Shaolee & John Abraham : 11%
Shaolee & Matt Bellamy : 13%

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe .. Blaah ..








1 comment:

Anonymous said...

ahh the love compatibility tests! hehehe, last time i checked one of these tests i was 99% compatible with White Snake :S