Sunday, May 15, 2005

The Best List!

Best Fish-and-Chips:
Sold at UTS (University of Technology, Sydney) food court for $5.50 {only because I don't go to that uni, otherwise it's cheaper}. A handsome amount of chips and a 'big' sized fish. Despite the fact that my own uni-UNSW (rival of UTS with us having the upper hand) offer 'two-big-size' fish, I still like UTSs'.

Best Thai-place:
Pad-Thai at Randwick. It had green tables and wooden chairs- very hip. The Tom-Yum-Goon soup is really really nice with the biggest prawns (sort of uncooked but what the hell.) The lunch is really cheap- $7 for A-LOT of fried rice which can't be finished if one is not starving to death along with complementary Tom-Soup. Downside is that their Satay Sticks are crappy with crappy satay sauce.

Best Biriyani:
Cooked by my mother. I always get the most 'mangsho'. She makes a light not so 'mashla-fied' biriyani which is white in appearance (mostly, not counting the mangsho.) It smells really really good.

Best Pitha:
Bhapa because it's the BEST.

Best Face-Wash:
Clearasil Complete Ice Wash- 150mL. It leaves my skin feeling fresh and tingly and sometimes it's itchy and irritates the skin. Nevertheless, it frees me from pimples (sort-of) and sun-burnt-ness (sort of).

Best Pen:
Black, cheap Pilot pen. It's those clicky-ones. Lasts for a long time and the ink doesn't run or smudge unlike most other ball-point-pens. Actually, it's a tie between the black Staedtler pen I bought the other day for 40 cents.

Best Blank CD's:
Imation (silver) 52x CD-R, 80 min/700 MB. These come in a pack of 10 or 50, with or without CD-case. The 'black-pages' inside looks nicer than most other Blank-CD's. Not so famous as the Sony ones (another reason why it's the best.)

Best Expression:
You suck! This term has many (okay, maybe 2 or 3) meanings. The person who is exposed to the expression is left (at times) confused as to which meaning was intended.

Best MSN nick:
' Tumi amar doctor hobe ... Ami bhalo hote chai ... ' <-- translation (for foreign people who reads my blog{actually there are none}) ' Do you want to be my doctor ... I want to get well ... ' {Does anyone else find this nick as funny as I do??}

Best satire magazine:
Tharunka published at our Uni. It's hilarious as hell. A bunch of commie-cynics and some right-wingers tackle important (!) political issues. Random thoughts on periods, weed, drinking, subcontinental-curry-boys, Bob Dylan stuff can also be seen. [The best part is the treasurers editorial-thingy, whom I have a crush on and thinking of joining him to help out with the Union/Guild treasury-duties].

Best Super-hero:
Hack-Ass. He is the UNSW superhero and every three weeks he engages in daring-thingys. He claims to have really-really big reproductive organs (balls), hence he is able to do the things he does. Hack-Ass hides himself under a yellow mask and wears not under-pants but shorts. He is a hero to all the student body on campus. 'Every single woman and homosexual males swoon over him'- or he claims.

Best place to sit on my campus:
A place called the 'Naked-Lady-Lawn', where a statue of a lady lying naked on a slab of concrete surrounded by grass can be seen. (hence the name.) I've never actually sat there myself. But I intend to because it's the best place to sit on campus.

Best Excuse to snatch the Internet off siblings:
Telling them that I have an assignment to do (which I do) and end up only finishing 1/50 part of it. Side advantages include, I get to finish updating my blog, MSN-ing throughout the whole time, catch up on some imsomniac-experiences and so forth.

Best way to waste time when bored:
Make up lists that are of no value.

Best unoriginal idea:
Making up stupid lists which are biased and filled with lame-attempted-sarcastic-humour.

Best way to update a blog:
Make up lists that are worthless, which most people skim-read rather than paying close attention.

1 comment:

Ishtiaque said...

Cool list (y)
Someday I'll come up with a list like that, too!